Abide University will have a proud tradition of athletics. Meet our Mascot “Fred” the Marmot (not to be confused with a ferret).
Due to popular demand, we now have Abide University Marmots Tee shirts, sweatshirts and baseball shirts in lots of colors. Available in the US, UK, EU and Japan. Just search for “Abide University Marmot” at your local amazon page.
USA: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DVFQF5V
UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09DVDZXQ2
More varieties can be found at our Zazzle store: zazzle.com/store/abideuniversity
Wouldn’t Donny the marmot been a better choice? 🤣
What, are you a fucking park ranger now?