Example of a printed degree. Yours would feature your name and details.
Get a beautifully printed copy of your degree or get a shiny new Student ID card. Or get both!
Abide University shares the same store as Dudeism, so if you want to order products from the Dudeism store, they will end up in the same cart and you’ll save on shipping.
To automatically load your degree data into the form, please click “load this degree” in the “Your Degrees” table below. You can also purchase from the Dudeism store.
You can manage your degrees here. Don’t have one yet? Get one here.
Degree Certificate – $10.00
Printed on archival parchment paper, signed and with a beautiful gold seal. Suitable for framing!
Student ID Card – $15.00
A higher resolution, high quality plastic credit-card type ID card proving you’re a student at Abide University.
NOTE: You have to generate your Student ID card here first. If no image is shown, then you haven’t generated one yet. (Nothing will happen when you click “add to cart”.)
Alumni ID Card – $15.00
A higher resolution, high quality plastic credit-card type ID card proving you’re a graduate of Abide University.
NOTE: You have to generate your Alumni ID card here first. If no image is shown, then you haven’t generated one yet. (Nothing will happen when you click “add to cart”.)
Tees and Other Gear
Due to popular demand, we now have Abide University Marmots Tee shirts, sweatshirts and baseball shirts in lots of colors. Available in the US, UK, EU and Japan. Just search for “Abide University Marmot” at your local amazon page.
(These are sold and shipped via Amazon.com, not by us. Free returns within one month.)
USA: https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09DVFQF5V
UK: https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B09DVDZXQ2
You can also find tee shirts, business cards, and other cool stuff at our Zazzle store: https://www.zazzle.com/store/abideuniversity
I indicate that I need a degree of Master of Theology in Evangelism
They need it
sorry but that would technically be a traditional field from a regular seminary
We don’t provide degrees that already exist in traditional universities. Please read https://www.aui.me/degrees
Need a master of science in cigarology
Y’all need shirts so I can wear it around my college campus
Why isn’t there one for mixology? The dude likes a good mixed drink, Man. It really ties the evening together.
Doctor Father or Father Doctor?
I’m gonna need a mug.
I think that there should be a bioengineering degree for the soul expansion with herbal extremes.