Get a beautifully printed copy of your degree or get a shiny new Student ID card. Or get both!
Abide University shares the same store as Dudeism, so if you want to order products from the Dudeism store, they will end up in the same cart and you’ll save on shipping.
To automatically load your degree data into the form, please click “load this degree” in the “Your Degrees” table below. You can also purchase from the Dudeism store.
You can manage your degrees here. Don’t have one yet? Get one here.
Degree Certificate – $10.00
Printed on archival parchment paper, signed and with a beautiful gold seal. Suitable for framing!
Student ID Card – $15.00
A higher resolution, high quality plastic credit-card type ID card proving you’re a student at Abide University.
NOTE: You have to generate your Student ID card here first. If no image is shown, then you haven’t generated one yet. (Nothing will happen when you click “add to cart”.)
Alumni ID Card – $15.00
A higher resolution, high quality plastic credit-card type ID card proving you’re a graduate of Abide University.
NOTE: You have to generate your Alumni ID card here first. If no image is shown, then you haven’t generated one yet. (Nothing will happen when you click “add to cart”.)
I indicate that I need a degree of Master of Theology in Evangelism
They need it
sorry but that would technically be a traditional field from a regular seminary
Need a master of science in cigarology
Y’all need shirts so I can wear it around my college campus
Why isn’t there one for mixology? The dude likes a good mixed drink, Man. It really ties the evening together.
Doctor Father or Father Doctor?