Apples to apples

This is as much as a tip in Frugal Arts as it is a confession. I get the expensive bulk apples at Walmart, and when I use the self-checkout register, I ring them up as cheapo Gala apples. Save money, shop smarter, eat better. That’s shopping the Dudely way. Sure, they’re “supposed” to be more expensive, but that’s like, their opinion, man. They’re not paying me to check out and bag my own stuff I’m already buying, so it’s like I’m giving myself an employee discount. Besides, they haven’t complained 😎✌️