You can get various degrees here at no charge. Please proceed to the degree application.
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Congratulations! Abide University will give you a free honorary degree today without any study or qualifications. Why? Well, we have several reasons. (Please see below)
Our degrees are in non-standard fields of study. You probably won’t find them offered by traditional universities. What we’re trying to do is encourage new types of inquiry and investigation that aim to improve our quality of life.
You won’t get a Ph.D in Economics here, but you can get one in Economicals (The study of thriftiness). And rather than a degree in Leisure Studies, you can get one in Leisure Science (investigations into relaxation). You can see our full list of fields here.
One could say that we take sort of a class-backwards approach towards the degree process: We first provide you the free degree, and then the responsibility is on you to study and contribute to our knowledge base, journal, and other publications and forums.
Does this seem strange to you? Well it is strange. But we have our reasons (please scroll down to read them).
Some celebrities with honorary doctorate (Ph.D) degrees:
Meryl Streep
Ben Affleck
Jon Bon Jovi
Orlando Bloom
Oprah Winfrey
Ed Sheeran
Jimmy Kimmel
Prince Charles
Robert DeNiro
Mike Tyson
J.K. Rowling
Kanye West
Willie Nelson
Billy Joel
Jack Nicholson
Alec Baldwin
Aretha Franklin
Paul McCartney
Reasons why we offer degrees so readily:
1) Celebrities are given honorary degrees all the time, generally because of their celebrity status and not because they completed any study or demonstrated any proficiency. Here’s a short list. Note that honorary degrees are not the same as “actual” degrees, though the titles (doctorate, Ph.D, master’s) are the same.
2) Degrees are great, but if anyone assumes you know what you’re talking about because you have a degree, they should probably think again. This classic comedy sketch illustrates how useless college degrees can be. (Of course, that’s in reference to undergraduate degrees, which we also offer)
3) In many ways, higher education is not what it once was. Costs have risen much higher than inflation, while the value of a degree has dropped. In today’s information economy, smart people are often better served by acquiring computer skills and entering the job or entrepreneurial markets right away. That’s not to say that university education is valueless, only that it may be time for some things to change. We’re playing with the possibilities.
4) With your help, we’re hoping to build an alternative approach to education and thought. By making it easy, fun and rewarding, we’re hoping to raise interest and awareness.
5) It doesn’t hurt anyone and it’s fun to be able to call yourself a doctor (as many other famous people have done) without having to slog through years of study. No respectable institution is going to offer you a job based on one of our degrees, however. But it might inspire you and others to look at the world in a new and different way.
Please proceed to the degree application.
good university
I think Abide University is a good University to develop new pattern of human ideology.
Dr.Shekhar Ranjan Gope Ph.D
FRCH.HMD (London)
True
serving actually depends on your perception on things!Thanks boileranimal
https://aui.me/degrees/#comment-1258
I agree
This is a great idea. Thinkers need to rule the world
I’m pretty sure that Socrates would agree with you, Dude!
At least Plato.
Diogenes for sure
When is lunch served?
That’s deep, man.
Or is it deep… pan?
Why is lunch served?
Why is lunch?
Where will go go for Lunch?
Fuck it, let’s go bowling
Do you serve lunch? or does lunch serve you?
Depends on which side of the aisle you’re on
If you follow Dudeism like many of us there is no aisle. Just always remember to Abide.
to serve or be served , depends on how you look at it
What is lunch? No, seriously, what is served for lunch?
usually food,
& beverages . . .
Is lunch a social construct?
Well, I’d think so, unless your eating alone
If I have a legitimate Ph.D. from a legitimate school, does a Ph.D. from Abide U. enhance or degrade the original degree?
I believe it enhances your original, and in some cases may supersede it, if I’m not mistaken.
Thank you for that clarification
Abide University degree holder must study Law for good application of A.U.Degree in practical fields of Life.
but you need not be wearing clothes while doing so.
You can make your Ph.D (Abide University)
strong enough if you do good works for the world. I think world needs your assistance
for development of life.
Should be considered as post doctoral studies
Your legitimate degree should feel honored to have an honorary degree to complement it. For without an honorary degree, what would be the honor in having a degree?
Are you suggesting Abide U is not a legitimate school? Well, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.
are you suggesting op would suggest such a suggestion. cool.
What day is this?
Does anyone really know what day it is? How would we even know if the days slipped or if one went away now and again.
I believe that Abide University should have an app
Dr. Ethan Magee ph.D
That would be great
technically, it’s either “Dr. Ethan Magee” or “Ethan Magee, Ph.D.”… otherwise it’s redundant…not my opinion, but a fact of the case…lol
Go marmots
Can totally abide this degree
Can i be on the AU football team?
Can I use the letters PhD after my name or after lunch/White Russian?
Wow, school was over with so quickly. Missed out on the food fights.
Thanks to the administration staff as well as director to make things accessible to people and many have been deprived this privilege for so long specially those who have dedicated their life upbringing and uplifting the world, thanks Abide University big thumbs up
Thank you, Majoba!
Would Dudeism have, or consider having varsity attire representing AU? Perhaps incorporating a marmot in the design? I’d buy that!! 😎
I can definitely abide this philosophy
this is a good university
“I always thought that my devotion to slacking would keep me from achieving an actual degree! But this just goes to show that if You sit around and do nothing but don’t hurt anyone or cause any trouble then Dreams Do Come True!” By the way, you guys can use that last testimonial in your advertisements, and if you need a picture just stop by and knock on the door. But not between the hours of Midnight to 11 A.M. or 3-6 P.M. because that’s nap time.
Thank you for allowing me to see the content of Abide University.
Thanks to the regents of ABIDE UNIVERSITY AND INSTITUTE For allowing me to be Ph. D. It is an honor to exhibit my Ph. D in metaphysics in my office. Thanks also for my Ph. D in Limber Arts, Pop Culture, Rokology and my D. Div in the field of Ministry Sciences
Good university
I want a white Russian
All the arch dudes have had an amazing positive impact on my way of life. So have the dudes too
I have been ordained since 4 20 2016 have done 6 weddings abide everyday
I would love a PhD in philosophy
It’s easy to abide during pandemic…stay alive you all
Practicing Freeform Philosophy in a seriously relaxed manner.
Those classes though
Amazing Experiences here
I have worked on my masters for years now I can proudly say Hey Yeah I got one too
I like your philosophy and I agree with the idea that “degree” are shallow rewards for mindless thinking. I’ve been a Presbyterian Pastor for 57 years and have fought, with no results, to void the issue of working for two to three years for a DMin degree. When you finish 7 years of education you should have a DMin instead of a Masters that dosen’t prove a thing. Now in my 80’s I will cherish the fun of being a PhD in “ministry Science” . Thanks for the good sense to laugh at the absurd.
Do I get graduate gauntlet
I love the classes. It’s a coast.
i am so happy to get this certificate
Suns up.
Enjoy
Good concept
wow!! Free degrees are being distributed…. Yeeeeeeee
Is there a football team? I still have a few years of eligibility and play armchair quarterback first string
Thanks Abide University to provide this honorary degree. It is helpful to everybody to self motivate towards in their field. Thank you for your great ideology.
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Thats great experience to be here and its new path to understand new Globe
Dr Aamish, PH.D (Vedic Intelligence) in
Research based on Intelligence & Value Added Life Style Promoting Vedic-Hindu Literatures (Veda, Vedanga, Vedanta, Upanishad, Puranas, Ayurveda etc);
This is so cool. Thanks.
Is it free honorary doctorate degree
EXCELLENT
As a truck driver, do you think that geopsychology would be a good for me?
Yes! Go for it…
Alright!
As a working journalist i like it, it’s a good initiative,
That’s just your opinion man.
How I get the honorary Ph.D.
‘No respectable institution is going to offer you a job based on one of our degrees…’
What about NON-respectable ones?!
Abiding regularly and continuously since ~1970, sometimes Walter, sometimes Donnie, most times… the Dude! #PeaceOut
I want Ph. D Degree
Just go for it, it’s free!
Still more legit than Trump University.
From Nigeria I subscribe to this thank you for this great opportunity to grow without any negative influence