Aquatic animals as mascots

[Jerry McManus]

Who can forget the scene where the nihilists throw a live animal into the bathtub with the Dude. The absurdity! The horror! The marmot! Oh, but wait, it’s not a marmot. It’s a ferret. I propose that the Abide University mascot be changed to a line-art rendering of a ferret, while retaining the name ‘The Marmots’, in keeping with the gag in the film. What say you, dudeists?

[Jerry McManus]

After another careful consideration, I probably should have titled this post along the lines of ‘amphibious rodents’. Oh, well. What the fuck? It’s still a fucking ferret!

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