THE DUDE TESTAMENT
The Gospel According to Lebowski
A Philosophical Explanation of
“The Big Lebowski” and Dudeism
From The Abide Guide: Living Like Lebowski
By Oliver Benjamin and Dwayne Eutsey
Published by Ulysses Press
More information (and a new audiobook version), please visit: www.dudeism.com/the-dude-testament
Although there are over 600,000 ordained Dudeist priests around the world (as of July 2020) currently taking it easy for all you sinners out there, that still leaves 5,999,880,000 people (give or take a few) who have absolutely no clue what the Church of the Latter-Dude is or what Dudeism is all about.
As founders of the world’s slowest-growing religion, we’re cool with that. All that proselytizing and converting, condemning and persecuting, crusading and jihading that some of our compeers in the world’s Big Beliefskis go through to feed the bull-dogma…well, it all just seems exhausting.
It’s certainly not the kind of missionary position we prefer.
Still, with so many folks living such stressed-out lives these days, we’ve decided to put aside our strict regimen of lounging around on our holy hammocks and sacred sofas to enlighten up an uptight world that’s apparently gone crazy.
Why? Because we believe that times like these call for living more like Lebowski…and we’re talking about the Dude here.