12

Too much Kahlua blunts the vodka

Too much vodka dilutes the milk

Too much milk dulls the beverage

Too much beverage maddens the mind,

Too much madness makes the whole world go fucking crazy!

A good burger provides for the belly, not for the head

In-N-Out, it pairs well with sarsaparilla.

Tao Te Ching: 12

Too much light blinds the eye,

Too much sound deafens the ear,

Too much spice blunts the taste,

Too much excitement maddens the mind,

Too much desire compromises the character.

That is why the sage puts his inner needs first,

By moderating the external distractions of the senses.